What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Welcome to die!

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Women's rights.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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whats a dick a dick

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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