roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's 4+7 47

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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