^that joke a piece of shit

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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