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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

donald................duck for president

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

donald................duck for president

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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