- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

I am on a escalator.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Women's rights

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Michael Castillo is gay

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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