Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Twenty-Four

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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