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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Mitt Romney.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Grammer is very important

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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