[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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my whole life!

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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