Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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hi

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Flop dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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