Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Penal Dysfunction

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

womens rights to vote

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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