A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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A women president

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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