- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

My children are huge mistakes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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