- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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