- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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