How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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You have cancer

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why do you care?

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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