A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Error 37.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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