how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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