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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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