Whats white and sticky fluff

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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antijoke is the best website.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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knock, knock come in

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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