what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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speech and debate.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A man sat on a chair

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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