Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

civil rights

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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