I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Anti Joke

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