- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

this girl died

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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