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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

You read the Terms of Service.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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