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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

pickle juice?

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was