Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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hi

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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