Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Worst joke ever

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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This is not an anti joke.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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