Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Lil' Wayne

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Badgers are cool

Zach Barlow

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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