- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Breast cancer.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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