Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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God is real

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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