- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

roses are black violets are black im blind

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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