Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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