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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

my whole life!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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