Womens Rights.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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stuarts mum

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Anti Joke

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