Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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