- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

NAACP

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

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