Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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