- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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