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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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