That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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