- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

knock, knock come in

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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