- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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