- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

These Jokes suck.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

speech and debate.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

chirs

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Ham sandwich

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Robin, get in the batmobile.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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