Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is funnier then 25 9/11

She said no

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock knock. Death.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Women Sports.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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