Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

one day i went to bed

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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