Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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