What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Nippies

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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