- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

womens rights

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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