A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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