Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Woman rights.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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