What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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