- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Womens rights.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I never asked for this.

Pickles

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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