- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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