A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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