- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

your moms my other ride

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

So. The gays. ...

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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