- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock, knock. come in.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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