- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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