Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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