Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Bloody kids ...

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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