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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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