- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

twilight

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

pickle sniffer

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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