- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

knock knock who's there aids

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Oh...okay, good.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

whats good about poland... fukk all

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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