Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Billy Cundiff.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Women's Rights.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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