Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Chicken

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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i dont like chris

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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