Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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This is a joke setup.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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