Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Dogs

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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i dont like attention whores lol

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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