why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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No, Trinidad.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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