Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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