Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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womens rights to vote

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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hi corey

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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